Archive for August, 2009
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
After suggesting Ferrari teams wouldn’t field 2009 F430’s while waiting for new cars, Murphy was told to expect the Italian cars on the Sebring grid. (The Bear doesn’t bury his corrections.)
2010 Schedule and other Relevant Stuff
Murphy wrote about schedule rumors in his last Poop. Did you connect the dots? (more…)
Tags: Acura, Andretti Green, Audi, Chateau Elan, Comprent, F1, Ferrari, Formula 1, Grand Am, Honda, Ingolstadt, IRL, Maserati MC12, Michael Andretti, Mosport, Multimatic, Paddy's Petit Le Mans, Pankel, Panoz, Porsche, Sonoma, sportscarpros.com, Toronto, Weissach, Xtrac
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Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
The Bear was told the Stud Farm will abandon (or significantly reduce) support and development for its Grand Am cars in 2010. That doesn’t mean they will all be gone, since some privateers will likely continue to field GT cars, but the two “big” DP teams – to which Porsche has provided significant assistance – will depart. The two cars belonging to the North Florida team will go into other hands, but will likely remain Porsche powered – Porsche truck, that is. The boxer six has reached the end of the line as a prototype race motor. If Penske can’t win with it…. (more…)
Tags: ALMS, Asian Le Mans Series, BMW, Creation, Farve, Ferrari, Grand Am, Infineon, Japan, Laguna Seca, Patron, Petit Le Mans, Porsche, Pratt & Miller, Road America, Speedtv, St.Petersburg, the Lord
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Saturday, August 15th, 2009
By A.C. Guillermo
Ever since I stepped in that Clydesdale poop on the Sebring grid, things have not been going my way. My daughter was planning on attending Duke, but it looks like it will be Daytona Community College instead, thanks to Henri Zogaib. Unless she gets a golf scholarship, or Henri finds that sack full of money I gave him to invest, it is not looking good. Even my part-time job polishing motorcycles for a friend of mine has fallen through. (more…)
Tags: antitrust, Clydesdale poop, Daytona Community College, Duke University, Henri Zogaib, Mosport, NASCAR, Road Atlanta, Rolex, Scott Pruett, Sebring, Watkins Glen
Posted in A. C. Guillermo, Parody | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
Porker Rools?
The Bear wrote in his last Poop that Porsche had been “reigned in” by a reduction of 5 kilos, because that change to 1245 Kg reduced its restrictor – at least that was an engineer’s reasoning. Now it’s said that Porsche had 25 Kg added to its minimum weight. The illegal engine thing, you know. The Porker’s been illegal since it introduced the 4.0 engine. Fünfundzwanzig kilo? Vir lachen bie Sie! (more…)
Tags: Aston Martin, Commercial Break, Judd, Kevin Buckler, Lola, Lord Drayson, Porsche, Road America, Robin Liddell, Siebken's, Spencer Pumpelly, TRG, Tropical Neenah, Wald-Michelbach
Posted in Paddock Poop | 7 Comments »
Thursday, August 6th, 2009
Restrictor Stealth
IMSA Memo 9-13 reduces the minimum weight of Porsche’s GT3 RSR to 1245 kilos. That should raise eyebrows, since it’s previous minimum was 1250. Five Kg? A reduction for the car that’s won four in a row? Murphy’s smarter friends think they have it figured out. The ACO’s restrictor table breaks at 1245, meaning that a car running that minimum is required to use smaller restrictors (28.6 versus 29.1). So by taking off weight, the Porsche loses power. Everybody else – including Corvette – gets closer to the leader on the track. (more…)
Tags: Comprent, Corvette, Courage, David Bowes, EMT, Ford, Haas, Lola, Martin Birrane, MotoGP, Multimatic, Porsche, PTI, Yokohama
Posted in Paddock Poop | 9 Comments »