Archive for the ‘Parody’ Category
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
Due to popular demand (OK, demanded by Marty and Murray the Putz, anyway), the Bear’s good friend inside the Evil Empire is back. – Murphy-
It has been a while since you’ve heard from A.C. My temp job with the Census Department has really tied me up, and I haven’t been able to attend any Grand Am races since Daytona.
There has been a lot of news about the Rolex Series recently, and its all been good. Probably the best thing is J.C. France has been fully exonerated of those bogus charges against him. J.C. is a good citizen and an asset to the Daytona Beach community and the Rolex Grand Am Series. It almost brought a tear to my eyes when I saw all those “Free J.C.” Banners at the Rolex 24. (more…)
Tags: Andy F., Daytona, Dos Equis, Grand Am, Hurley Haywood, J.C. France, Jeff Gordon, Jeremy Mayfield, Jim France, Jim Hurtubise, Jimmie Johnson, Marty, Mazda, Memo Rojas, Murray the Putz, NASCAR, Panoz, Rolex, Scott Pruett, The Village People, Winston, Zima
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Friday, January 15th, 2010
by A.C. Guillermo
With the big enduro less than three weeks away, I must admit the anticipation is just overwhelming. At least I got a fix at the Bore before the 24, where I had a chance to preview some exciting new things awaiting the hundreds of thousands of fans who will be attending the Rolex 24. (more…)
Tags: Brumos, Daytona, Fan Zone, Grand Am, Jenny Craig, Mazda RX-8, NASCAR, Riley, Rolex 24, Scott Pruett, Sebring
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Saturday, December 12th, 2009
Don’t tell Murphy, but here are my answers to his quiz. Hanging round the World Center of Racing gives me an advantage in all kinds of racing knowledge, so to be fair, I’m sharing with all you sporty car types.
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Tags: Benny Parsons, Bill France, Danica, Daytona Beach, Daytona Prototype, Ford Galaxie, Ford Torino, Hurley Haywood, J.C. France, Junior Johnson, NASCAR, Plymouth Superbird, Richard Petty, Scott Pruett, Smokey Yannick, Sr., Tim Richmond, Willy T. Ribbs, World Center of Racing
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Friday, December 11th, 2009
Murphy the Bear has learned that St. Barbara’s Greek Orthodox Church in Orange, Connecticut is the first religious institution to win a national racing championship. St. Barbara’s was honored today at the annual Porsche bun fight, known as “The Night of Champions,” at the Porsche Museum in the Zuffenhausen district of Stuttgart. Dr. Wolfgang Porsche himself presented the award. (more…)
Tags: Dirk Werner, Farnbacher Loles, Grand Am, Greg Loles, Koni, Porsche, Pratt & Miller. BMW, St. Barbara Greek Orthodox Church, Stuttgart, Wolfgang Porsche, Zuffenhausen
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Monday, October 12th, 2009
By A.C. Guillermo
I’m writing this in the Homestead media center as I occasionally glance at the monitor to see yet another caution period in front of 80,000 empty grandstand seats. Caution is the operative word in Grandamland this weekend. The shock has yet to wear off over the arrest of one of our legendary drivers. Indeed, when I left the World Center of Racing yesterday morning, things at International Speedway Boulevard were in full damage control mode. No Lamborghini in the parking lot. (more…)
Tags: Chateau Elan, Daytona, France, Grand Am, Homestead, Indy Racing League, Infinion, Jack Flowers, Jim Hunter, Laguna Seca, Lamborghini, Mosport, NASCAR, Road America, Road Atlanta, Rolex, Sebring, World Center of Racing
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