Back on July 7th, Murphy told  you about talks between NASCAR, the FIA, and the folks who run DTM. The Bear’s comments reflected  what was said at a little get-together in Daytona Beach that week. Soon thereafter, Grand Am published its “GT3 Memo,” reported in detail by Murphy’s friends over at Last Turn Clubhouse.

Now ITR – the promoter of DTM – announces that they are working on a joint schedule with NASCAR and Grand Am that would bring 12 races to North America in 2013. Some question the story, one critic writing it’s “BS,” trumped up solely by Hans Werner Aufrech of ITR. If that were so, would Grand Am President Tom Bledsoe (said to be very close to Jim France) have released a statement confirming the general outlines of the on-going discussions?  Murphy suggests you shouldn’t ignore that these talks were announced at that same reception for Grand Am and other NASCAR team owners in Daytona in July.

What’s being described publically by both  sides is the introduction of a separate DTM series of races in North America, that will share weekends with NASCAR-owned series. A few in the paddock speculate that by the time we get to 2013, the DTM cars – some variant – will replace the highly unpopular Daytona Prototypes and thus be “integrated” into the Grand Am show. While it’s not certain that an agreement will finally be signed, everything Murphy hears indicates that the discussions are quite real, and the sides close to an agreement.

Murphy is only a purveyor of Scurrilous Stuff; he certainly can’t compete with the Unvarnished Truth, can he?

At Petit 2010

Thursday evening after night practice, the Bear was at the annual party in the woods above Turn 10; old friends and new stopped by. It was the usual good time, with barley pop and other beverages in abundance. The Bear and friends have spent most of the last decade in that very spot on that very night solving the problems of the sports car racing world.  Now…if someone would only listen…

When Good News Maybe Isn’t

Don’t get too carried away about that prototype HVM says it will field in the ALMS next season. So, HVM is going to do a Lola ALMS prototype program? Are y’all forgetting this is the team that didn’t have the scratch to run a whole Indy Car season? (Edit: The Bear has been corrected. HVM actually made the last race at Homestead after being locked out of its own shop. Apologies for the misinformation. That this is a team “shopping for funding” is still true.) Murphy told you about that last month. This is one of those “we’ve got everything but the funding” deals.

Zytek

Lawrence Tomlinson’s public statement (published widely) would seem to indicate Zytek’s or Ginetta’s involvement in the prototype business will be pretty much “on ice” for the foreseeable future. To Murphy this looks oddly reminiscent of the Creation Autosportif mess, and will likely similarly end badly.

Porsche on the Prowl

Hints of change in the sports car racing world keep trickling out. Grand Am’s approval of single nut wheels and other changes will be applied to Porsche, bringing the Stuttgart company closer to its objective of one race car it can sell in multiple series around the globe. Brumos will race Porsche GT’s in the coming season, and all indications are that the team will get significant factory support.

The Great GTC Scam

The Two Scotts have spent nearly two years telling us the Porsche-only-GTC class was just a matter of convenience. When launched, it was claimed to be the only practical solution for a quick fix of the series’ inability to attract enough entries.

So, of course you thought you’d get something beyond a Porsche club race in 2010. No such luck. When the 2010 season rolled around, it was still too hard to do, Porsches again…but y’all could be excited because some of those Porsches could be different, from different series (though you wouldn’t be able to tell by looking at them).

It had to be a sure thing that you’d get more cars in 2011, right? Then you learned that only one car was being considered, Audi’s R8, already a fixture (and a successful one) on the world GT3 scene. That wasn’t good news, but many seized on it as fait accompli.
Will it happen? Nope, too hard, can’t balance performance, yadda, yadda, yadda…but all bull turds according to Murphy’s sources. Was there a tactical error in Braselburg? Have you seen the GTC entry at the ACO’s Zhuhai Le Mans Intercontinental Cup? Four entries: Audi R8, Audi R8, Audi R8, and Aston Martin DBRS9. What was it the Scotts said? Couldn’t make it work?  Sure.

Count the legs, divide by two, multiply by the event days…

“More than 300,000 fans attend GRAND-AM races in person each year, and millions more watch on television,” said Kevin Hindson, Grand Am’s VP of Marketing and Communications. Interesting stuff. You don’t say “more than 300,000” if you had “more than 400,000,” or even something like 350,000. The Bear’s no math whiz, but 300K at 12 events is an average of 25,000. According to figures Murphy’s seen, the ALMS claims “over 700,000” for nine events, an average of 78,000. That includes two “signature” events (Sebring and Petit) for the Braselburgers, and one for NASCAR’s series. ALMS has one shared weekend (Long Beach) at which accounting for attendance is problematical, as it is for events Grand Am shares with its NASCAR big brothers (July at Daytona, August at the Glen, and Montreal). At best educated guess, television for both series has been stuck around 200K.

Kurt’s

Friday night was Murphy’s second annual Friday Dinner at Petit. One of the local elves suggested Kurt’s in Duluth. The Bear was very, very impressed. Kurt’s and Vreny’s is a self described “European Bistro,” but it’s German enough (as is Kurt) to have been recognizes as one of the top ten German restaurants in America. Wonderful food, excellent service…then Kurt took us on a tour of the most phenomenal collection of motorsport memorabilia Murphy (or his friends) have seen anywhere on the planet.

The Great LMPC Scam

The “Rookie of the Year” is?

Schedule Follies – Part 2

They had to get it out quick. No idea why, but there it is. Then, the TBD date was defeated in Oklahoma City. Other dates move around, or are moved. Even now Road America plans a Saturday race and Braselburg a Sunday date in Wisconsin. Murphy hopes they get together. While they’re at it, why not figure out how long the race will be. The Bear would like six hours. Very much.

Meanwhile, the lack of title sponsors for either of the Baltimore headliners puts that event behind a financial 8-ball. One item about which  fans seem now to be obsessing but Murphy doesn’t share the worry is concern that the returned-to-fall race at Laguna Seca will be shortened from its 2010 6 hour duration. It won’t be.

Anybody know what the television coverage will be in 2011? Neither does the Bear, who’s happy he doesn’t have to raise sponsor money for an ALMS team.

Sincerely dead. Now what?

With key parts now unavailable, the Porsche RS Spyder is – in the immortal words of the Munchkin Coroner – not only merely dead…really most sincerely dead. So, what to race for a team the ALMS sorely needs to return? So far, the only reasonable option is HPD – and do they want to be in line behind Duncan? Other possibilities have drawback that make them unattractive. Contacts with Audi were referred to Audi NA where they dead-ended. A call to Peugeot is likely, but pro forma,  not offering much hope for a program of reasonable cost.

And Dyson? Will Mazda offer enough to make another season like the last two acceptable? Is there hope for any better without an enginectomy? Can the Roush-Yates deal for Grand Am be leveraged into something for ALMS?

Murphy’s Stop-a-Clock Ugly

With the unveiling of the Abruzzi, the talk at Petit Le Mans naturally turned to the ugliest automobiles of all time. There was much conflict but a fair amount of agreement, too. Others mentioned included the Ford Expedition (doesn’t fit in a garage), the Excalibur Phaeton (cheesy copy category), Mercedes Benz Maybach (conspicuous consumption category). Pontiac’s Aztek was on everyone’s list, and somehow dropped off between the Turn 10 woods at PLM and this column. Let’s give it the “Shooting Fish in a Barrel” award, as “too easy,” and allow one more to make the Bear’s final list.  Here are the Bear’s picks:

10.    AMC Gremlin– Took cheap boxy designs to the pinnacle of putrid. Runner’s up here are Chebby’s Vega and Ford’s Pinto. Add Datsun’s B210, Yugo, and Fiat 124 to the Bear’s “catchall and runner-up last spot. Cheap cars that looked the part. 9.    1975 Triumph TR7 – Who knew you could make a sports car look really, really stupid?

8.    1961 Ferrari 250 GT ‘Breadvan’– It turns out a Ferrari got there over a decade before Triumph with ‘La Camionette,’ though it wasn’t Enzo’s doing.

7.    1958 Edsel – No one bought the Edsel because no one wanted to be seen in one.

6.    Tucker Torpedo – Whatever the movie’s script, the Tucker was dead on arrival.

5.    1951 Studebaker Commander – At Studebaker they like the Torpedo so much they decided to build their own.

4.    1958 Oldsmobile 98 – The car that took chrome so far it happily killed the whole idea.

3.    Citroen 2CV Charleston – The 2CV was bad enough, then they gave it this two-tone in a swirl.

2.    1980 Cadillac Seville (Full Cabriolet Roof) – Baroque bad taste taken to a whole new level.

1.    2010 Panoz Abruzzi – The unholy offspring of hippopotamus and a Dyson vacuum cleaner. And the doors don’t fit.

 Numbers

Murphy wrote his first Paddock Poop in July 2005; that’s 64 months ago. With 176 and a few ”specials,” that’s a about three a month, so the Bear hasn’t been as derelect as some of his readers think.

The night of October 3, Murphy and Last Turn Clubhouse passed 2,000,000 visits. That was just 15 months after the two sites logged their first million. Thank you all.

Follow the Bear on Twitter at  http://twitter.com/Murphythebear

Alfie, the Alpine Field Mouse, resides in Switzerland. Murphy hadn’t thought much about his old friend in a long time, when along came a note. It seems ol’ Alfie’s right in the middle of the F1 tif. Actually, it was quite a bit more than just a note.

On Tuesday, June 16, the boys from FOTA (based in Geneva, where Alfie hangs out) sent along a three-page letter to Bernie and Max (that’s exactly the salutation, too, “Dear Max and Bernie,”). A nice personal touch, Murphy thinks, in the middle of a Mexican standoff (apologies to our south-of-the-boarder buddies, substitute Polish parliament, if you like). Attached to the letter was a newly revised Concorde agreement, ostensibly language proposed for the FIA, but just as easily a document on which the FOTA teams might structure their cooperation with each other in a new venture.

As usual, the media (these days the web, at hyperspeed) has been buzzing – and it really is fascinating how wrong most of that buzz is, full of words like “posturing,” and “fault.” That quite misses the point. A few out there do seem to understand that this is about governance. (Satorian, for instance, over on the ten-tenths motorsport forum.)

In that sense, this little fight is very, very relevant to sports car fans, but not for the reason you might think. If there is a break-away “F1” it won’t lead to a sports car launch by Ferrari or anyone else, but it just might begin to unravel the business model of motorsport, which nearly alone amongst professional sports maintains an administrative structure that’s a profit center in competition with its participants. American football and baseball are examples of the alternative, in which the league structures are creatures of the owners, who provide a budget for those functions but do not allow them to independently compete for funding. That doesn’t mean those “governing bodies” don’t wield a great deal of power – they do. But it’s at the leasure of owners, who cede that “self policing” function, much as that new Concorde agreement would. (The Bear won’t get into FIFA, which appears to operate much as does the FIA in regard to F1, and, not surprisingly, has been tainted by acusations of financial impropriety.)

Anyway, this has nothing to do with “cost caps,” with television coverage, or with “the fan experience.” It has to do with returning the sport to the control of its participants, while ending the “rake off” of hundreds of millions by a powerful competing entity.

Almost as an afterthought, FOTA’s letter offers to extend negotiations by pushing the deadline for setting the 2010 grid from June 19 to July 1. Murphy’s correspondents won’t make book on whether that will happen, but about this they are certain: the eight signatories of FOTA’s letter of the 16th are ready, able, and willing to launch a racing series of their own in 2010, and that includes a substantial enough “war chest” to operate through the 2010 season and beyond.

Max is sending proposals to five FOTA members he thinks are “wavering.” The Bear’s sources say that’s a mistake. Tuesday’s letter was signed – John Hankockian bold – by all eight active FOTA members, Brawn, McLaren, Toyota, Ferrari, Toro Rosso, Red Bull, Renault, and BMW Sauber.  They’re ready to go.

Lola presser

Lola announced the withdrawal of its F1 application. Lola’s press release, according to the Bear’s best sources, supports Alfie’s understanding. Lola withdrew because it has agreements with the FOTA Eight – with whom it expects to participate in 2010 – and doesn’t want to appear on the list of accepted entries that Max is likely to publish Friday.

Panoz LMP something

Well, that damn dumb idea is back again. Murphy reported on this mucking around (fiddling while Rome burns?) months ago, and thought the whole goofy idea was mercifully dead and buried (May 13th) with the virtual shutdown of Elan Motorsports Technologies. The Bear has been told this is not a “new design” to be raced by the Winchester, Virginia team, but rather the old Panoz with the roof put back on by the same guys who campaign the current Esperante. (Reynard –> Esperante GTR-1 coupe –> Panoz LMP 1 Roadster S –> Panoz LMP 1 coupe?) Those old chassis bones are getting a bit worn, aren’t they? Since EMT no longer has the capability to build a Radio Flyer, say nothing of an LMP, this is the only route available. (Or did Carl “pass” after his “due diligence?” That would hardly be an endorsement, would it?)

While the entire series is in serious financial straits, one has to be pretty clueless to take this kind of  irrelevant adventure as good news. Murphy’s asked this before: “Is this the best use of funds?”

Murmurs and Rumbles

So far it’s more a murmur than a rumble, but ALMS teams are talking about longer (not shorter, as at Road America) races. It’s pretty certain they know little about this inside the walls of the Braselton castle, they’d have to come outside and ask, right?

On the rumble side the algarve planters might not be very happy either. It seems they like their little Porsche series so much that they’re working to adopt it and find it a new home.

Another one circulating – it seems to have lept the Atlantic after fading here – is a Muscle Milk branded RS Spyder. Now the UK’s leading publisher of rumor (Murphy long since threw in the towel on keeping up with rumor mongering champ) writes that a “new” LMP2 will debut at Mid-Ohio. The Bear suggests a simple tests for such stuff. If the first race to be contested is not the next race on the schedule for a rumored entry, make its probablity 50-50; if it’s two races after the next, make it 30-70, three, 10-90 against. You get the idea.

Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood (or The Smiling Optimist). ALMS’ supremo was circulating at Le Mans with a consistant message: “the worst is behind us.” What? Meanwhile, the Don was on hand, but staying out of sight. When’s the last time that’s happened?

Did you notice that Road America’s slashed its advance raceday ticket price from $75 to $50? Sales a little slow? Wonder why the Brian Redman is cheaper, even though it’s claimed attendance is higher? Wonder who picked the “feature photo” for the Road America promotional mailer, the one that features D Sports Racers that look like Malibu Grand Prix cars? That will bring them in, won’t it? Anybody been able to find a photo of an ALMS prototype or GT car anywhere on the Road America site? (Murphy finally found an AGR Acura.) Want to know why Road America can’t draw fans? Check out their 2009 promotional video, here. Go-karts, ATV’s, golf cart scavenger hunts (?), good grief.